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| Look for a new stable to be formed and expect at least 15 people to join.It is rumored that will someone will interupt the match between laz and julio loco no reason as of yet of who and why the would interupt.Wild thang rob is trying to make a stable, but as of now no one wants to join his stable, so he is rumored looking for stables to join in haw, we asked him if this was true and, he said this"well the rob is the best damned haw wrestler there is and the rob doesn't need any help from any stable". | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Wednesday HAW is War | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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{Camera turns on, crowd goes crazy} JR: Welcome to our annual HAW WENDSDAY NIGHT FIGHTS! King: yes and lets kick off with Julio and grim reaper in the ring Grim: Hey I know I'm not a lightweight, but I am the best, but I know that you want this belt, the lightweight, so here it is. Don't thank me, thanks to this IC belt this is all I need. {Both men walk back up the ramp} King: That was surprising JR: Well? Let's go to our first match Announcer: this first match is between MCBAIN!! {Crowd boos} WILD THANG ROB! {Crowd goes wild} coming first to the ring MCBAIN! {Crowd boos} and his opponent WILD THANG ROB! {No one sees him} {From under the ring comes rob with a chair! When mcbain turns around he gets a CHAIR SHOT TO HIS FACE!! Mcbain gets busted open right away. Rob goes for a pin} Earl: 1,2, {Kick out, rob sets up a table by the ring post but when he turns around HE GETS NAILED WITH A CHAIR SHOT!! Mcbain goes for a pin} Earl:1,2 {Kick out. McBain sets rob up on the table and goes for a 360 off of the turn buckle and.. CONNECTS!!} King: The table shattered in half!! {McBain goes for the pin} Earl:1,2 {Kick out mcbain picks up wild thang rob and goes for a pile driver but ROB REVERSES IT!! Mcbain fly's over robs shoulders. Rob picks up a TV! And when mcbain gets up he gets BLASTED WITH THE TV!!! Rob goes for the pin} Earl: 1,2,3 RING THE BELL!! Announcer: The winner of this bout WILD THANG ROB!! {Grim reaper runs down with a ladder and demands that's the ladder match be started now} {grim sets up the ladder, and calls out Marty rocker} Announcer: and his opponent MARTY ROCKER!!!! {Crowd goes crazy, Marty has the guitar hanging off of his back and a few pieces of glass} {Both men exchange punches but grim knocks Marty down. Grim picks up a chair and starts to beat Marty rocker down, but Mr. McMahon is shown on the titan torn} McMahon: Hey rules go as follows, and outside interference and that person is fired, and this is a Hardcore rules match now get it on King: Ok a little bit of plans JR: HOLY CRAP {Marty just got pile drived grim off the top step of the ladder onto Marty's guitar!! Both men are busted open!!} King: MY GOD!! {Marty gets up and sets the chair up and puts a glass piece in front of it. Marty picks grim up and throws him into the ropes, grim comes back but.. GRIM DDT's MARTY INTO THE GLASS AND CHAIR!!!} King: HOLY SHIT Crowd: HAWHAWHAW {Grim starts climbing the ladder, but Marty whips the blood off of his face and picks up another ladder, and bashes that ladder on grime's leg grim fly's off onto the rest of the glass!!} King: Holly crap {Marty climbs the ladder, grim gets to his feet and sets the other ladder up and starts to climb that one. Both men are exchanging punches. Grim grabs Marty's neck and � CHOKESLAM ONTO THE CHAIR!!! FROM 12FT IN THE AIR!!!} CROWD: HARDCORE HARDCORE HAW HARDCORE HARDCORE HAW {Grim reaches the belt and.. takes it off it's over GRIM REAPER WON!!} King: What a great match!! JR: In all my years I have never seen anything like it! Announcer: The winner of this bout and STILL IC CHAMPION OF THE WORLD GRIM REAPER!!! {Crowd boos} King: Well there setting up the explosions JR: Yeah this is going to be a good ol slobber knocker! Announcer: Coming first to the ring and a challenger for the hardcore title WARCHILD! And his opponent MCBAIN!! And another challenger WILD THANG ROB {comes out with barbwire} and THE HARDCORE CHAMPION MAKING HIS WAY WITH A CHAIR HAARRRDDDCCCOOORREEE MMAAANN!!! {Crowd goes crazy, pyrothenics blat the arena as hardcore man comes out!} {Every man gangs up on hardcore man. McBain grabs a pipe bomb and throws it at hardcore man, but.. Hardcore man grabs it and throws it back at mcbain hiding under the ring, and a large explosion blows through the ring!!} Crowd: HAW HAW HAW HAW {McBain is out!! mcbain is unconsis under the ring!! Warchild goes for a pin} Earl:1,2 {Hardcore man breaks the pin!, wild thang rob comes and bangs hardcore man with s spike to the back!! Hardcore man falls to the ground in pain, rob goes for a pin} Earl:1,2 {warchild breaks the pin. Hardcore man gets up and PILEDRIVES WARCHILD ON THE CONCRETE!! And a masked man comes running out!! He spike pile drives everyone on the concrete and throws warchild on hardcore man!!} Earl:1,2,3 {the masked man takes off his mask and its.. King: TERRY JR: FUNK!!! King: The hardcore legend JR: Wait MANKIND COMES RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!! {Mankind picks up hardcore man and grabs the mike,} Mick Foley: Hey Terry and warchild, how about new belts next week, me and Hardcore man Vs you and warchild Terry Funk: You got yourself a match!! King: WOW JR: 4 HARDCORE LEGENDS!! King: Warchild left the arena in his car JR: What about the European royal which is next King: Well lets goto the ring {ring workers fix the ring, and the announcer gets into the ring} Announcer: The next match is the battle royal! All the members coming down to the ring are Wild man Rob Vs The godfather Vs Rickedy Smackedy Vs Grim Reaper {all the men get into the ring and gang up on the IC champ Grim reaper , and the men go for a monstrous clothesline, but grim flips Wild Man Rob over the ropes!! Rickedy Samdey attacks grim reapers. Godfather takes Rickedy and hits him down. Grim attacks godfather from behind. Rickedy gets up and gets onto the top rope for a flying clothesline. And� CONNECTS!!! Grim reaper fly's over the top rope!! Now godfather and rickedy left. Both men exchanging punches!!} King: Rickedy almost has him over the ropes!! JR: This is going to be a close one {Rickedy gets godfather over the ropes!!} King: Its over JR: WAIT!! {godfather is on one leg and gets a chair and gets back in!!! rickedy turns around and.. CHAIRSHOT!!! Rickedy is busted wide open! Godfather takes rickedy up to the top rope and goes for a powerbomb, but wait.. He machine gun power bombs him through the SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!} King: Ok now do we have a champion? JR: Here comes the announcer Announcer: The reason why the bell did not sound is that you have to have both feet touching the ground in order to be eliminated. So legally godfather was still in it and is the NEW EUROPIEAN CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!! GODFARTHER!! {crowd goes wild, pyrothenics blast the arena over and over} King: What a hell of a match up JR: Well lets go to our main event!! Announcer: This next match is our MAIN EVENT! ARE YOU READY {crowd goes wild!} coming first to the ring a challenger KFC, and his opponent {lights go off, crowd goes insane!! Pyrothenics blast the arena} he is the PHENOM!!!! {crowd going f'n crazy} and the world title holder GREG G!! {he stops at the top of the ramp and the crowd goes wild, fireworks go off and crowd goes crazy} {All the men start off, KFC and the Phenom are beating up on Greg} King: Look it's the rocking regulators!! {The rocking regulators Marty and Mike BA stay at ringside. The Phenom picks up Greg up KFC and Phenom spike powerbombs him!!! KFC goes for the pin} Earl: 1,2 {Phenom kicks him off, and goes outside for a chair. Greg gets up and SPEARS!! KFC!! Phenom gets a chair and wraps in in barbwire!! And throws it into the ring. Greg picks up KFC for a pres slam but.. CREASE ON THE BARBWIRE CHAIR!!!} crowd: HAW HAW HAW is hardcore!! {Greg goes for a pin} Earl: 1,2 {Phenom breaks it up. Marty and BA gets into the ring and picks up the chair. Marty grabs KFC in a inverted DDT} King: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! JR: YES WTF!? {BA runs and levels the back of the head of KFC from that chair!! And BA drops the chair and INVERTED DDT FROM Marty ONTO THE BARBWIRE CHAIR!!} King: SWEET!! Crowd: HAW HAW HAW {Greg picks up Marty and BA up for a double pres slam and connects ANOTHER CREASE ON THE STELL CHAIR!! Greg turns around and gets picked upside down for a tombstone!! AND TOMBSTONE ON THE BARBWIRE CHAIR!! The Phenom goes for the pin} Earl: 1,2,3 RING THE BELL!! Announcer: The winner of this bout and NEW HAW WORLD CHAMPION THE PHENOM {the lights turn off and a generated lightning bolt blast the ceiling and the phenoms symbol lowers to the ground, hardcore man comes running out. Two Phenom symbols lower to the ground and hardcore man helps tie Greg g to one symbol and the Phenom grabs hardcore man and ties him to the other symbol. The raise and hardcore man's symbol is on fire. Phenom starts to talk} The Phenom: From this day forward hardcore man is no more, he is know as mangled Charlie, and Greg g is {camera shows the rafters, Greg on the rafters escaped from the symbol} Greg: You ain't getting me that easy shit head. Now then your ass is grass Saturday Phenom: You on but live if you want to, survive if I let you! {the ropes start on fire and someone is on top the ramp} Masked Man: Greg and Phenom you are.. King: Thanks for reading JR: Till next time {Camera goes off with the mysterious man on the ramp, Phenom with the rattle snake belt in hand surrounded by fire, and Greg g in the rafters} | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Ladder Match IC championship: The "B.A." Mike D. vs. Grim Reaper | US Title Inferno Match: KFC vs. Big Red HAW World Title Match: The "B.A." Mike D. vs. Phenom vs. Greg G. Tag Team Championship Match: Grim Reaper and ???? VS. The Regulators Tag Match: Terry Funk and Warchild vs. Mankind and Mangled Charlie
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